coldgoldlazarus:

socialmaya:

cursedwoods:

blingblingboy-shaggy-kinnie:

heritageposts:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

happy 11th anniversary of this post

quadriviummuse:

runcibility:

moringmark:

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

I was a hero today.

hellokofab:

Kumbuka, the just and mighty king of The Pride of Watu, governs with fairness and strength. As the father of Amani and Kato, he greatly admires Amani for her strength and intelligence. However, he senses an unsettling darkness lurking within Kato, which fills him with unease. 

clairelutra:

teaching only humanities is how you get X-Men villains

junkmixart:

If mini Bowser escapes Peach’s castle and ends up in Brooklyn…. and becomes Luigi’s pet turtle 🐢

LINKTREE

nyansense-the-nyanbinary:

katie-mcgrath:

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

also, not to detract from the point

but nazi rhetoric is in itself violence

it is not unprovoked, it is defensive

because nazi rhetoric is inherently violent.

punch a nazi. they’re telling people to do worse to you.

ralfmaximus:

daglout:

oathgrowth:

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

c'mon, we can get this to a million

zac-films:

ankle-beez:

wordgirlofficial:

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

Elon Musk seeks to end $258 billion Dogecoin lawsuit

Elon Musk asked a U.S. judge on Friday to throw out a $258 billion racketeering lawsuit accusing him of running a pyramid scheme to support

Reuters

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so–

Likes charge reblogs cast.

hairypitparadise: